I can't believe it, but the church is going to have to ask people for money.
S26Sky Police
Oh, God gets your papers, but he just clicks delete without reading them, like email updates from Linkedln.
S26Waiting for Duffman
I'm not sure how many more times we can watch Dad chased down by an angry crowd before it affects us psychologically.
SDr. Schulman
As a family therapist, I can assure you that you have all the coping skills you need.
Why is Lisa talking to an empty seat?
See you next Tuesday, Dr. Schulman! Oh, right, you're in Maui.
I will do something no one has ever done, be fun sober!
DMr. Duff
Why don't you kids run off and play in the bottle cap pit?
Don't cut yourselves!
These reality shows really leave you no privacy.
S26Peeping Mom
Fie?
Yeah, look it up.
Used to express disgust or outrage? That's the worst F word there is!
Dad, are you gonna snitch on me?
Moes before bros.
Oh, you must be Flanders' new dog. I just want to apologize in advance for the things I'm gonna blame on you.
I'm not giving up on Bart, just like I didn't give up on our marriage when you quit your job to start the North American Sumo League.
The NASL would have made money if someone had washed a few sumo loin cloths for me.
I said I would do yours, but not the whole dojo.
I've got everything I need to convict your boy, except for motive, means, and opportunity.
You also have no evidence.
That's implied.
S26The Kids Are All Fight
MMoe
These photos show that 6 years ago Bart and Lisa were fighting like Creationists and Common Sense.
Isn't that sweet, six years ago they were fighting, now they're playing pool in a bar.
MMoe
Father of the year, pal, father of the year.
Yeah Homer, we'll definitely help you, but you're gonna have to wait.
We just ordered a pie for the bar.
[Homer gets out a shotgun,cocks it, and shoots the pizza]
What did you do that for?!
Yeah! It took us 45 minutes to choose a topping!
We decided on cheese.
It all began six years ago. Back then, Clevelanders had nothing bad to say about LeBron and they needed cash when they took the turnpike to Toledo.
I saved you.
But you pushed me!
Duh, I couldn't save you until I pushed you. Girls make no sense.
I was pretending, and it worked!
You know, kid. With your smarts and my Barts, we make a good team!
What are Barts?
You're the smart one, you figure it out.
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