Relax, Marge. If God lets the Jews have Sunday on a Saturday, he'll be cool with this.
“Sky Police” · Season 26
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Reverend Timothy Lovejoy (1)
But it's not on the calendar? Okay, but if I'm sleepy at work tomorrow, I get to tell everyone why.
I can't believe it, but the church is going to have to ask people for money.
Oh, God gets your papers, but he just clicks delete without reading them, like email updates from Linkedln.
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