My bladder's going to burst.
Now I know you've had a few too many waters, but that is no reason for the sailor talk.
S26The Kids Are All Fight
What are we going to do?
It's not so bad, sweety. I took a box of Altoids from her waiting room. The most anyone has ever gotten out of therapy.
Remember when Apu let Dad have the experienced hot dog?
Just once and I'm still taking medication for it.
S26Let's Go Fly a Coot
If it's the blue hair and the schnoz you're digging, I've got plenty more cousins.
Thanks, Milhouse. I think I'm gonna steer clear of Van Houtens for awhile.
More for me, marrying a cousin worked out great for my parents.
That's Mock Rickly, my old Air Force buddy.
You said you were in the Army.
You said you were in the Navy.
AAbe
That's the kind of mix up that used to happen when I was in the Marines.
[to Bart and Lisa] Geez, kids. I guess you've had your last birthday. You're going to stay your current ages for the rest of your lives.
[pushing a turtle with a broom] Shoo! Shoo now!
[camera pans to a line of McDonell Douglas F-4 Phantom IIs]
PPilot
Just pick them up!
Eh... They feel weird.
S26Bull-E
Sweetie, What happened.
He's a hero all right, a hero sandwich full of bologna!
A TV star criticizing his writers, what has this world come to? Another bully for your collection boys.
But we have learned our lesson, so I hereby promise.
No, no, honey. I love everything your force me to do. And sometimes if you do all that, you get a very special night.
And what does that get you?
Hopefully not a you.
Bart, some of your biggest heroes are dancers. Krusty was on Dancing with the Stars until a panel of experts determined he wasn't a star.
And done. Proud of you boys.
[flips the fence to the brown side] Thanks for painting my fence stupid Flanders!
Homer Simpson reorder that border. We've been painting since sun-up.
Half the fence is mine.
Fine. Let the good lord decide.
[spins the fence] D'oh! Woo-hoo! D'oh! Woo-hoo! D'oh! [the fence comes to a stop at the painted side] Woo-hoo!
S26Mathlete's Feat
[the Simpsons are seated as normal when a hover vehicle driven by Rick and Morty runs the family into goo]
RRick
Oh my God, Morty! What did you do?! You killed the Simpsons, Morty!
MMorty
Oh my God! No! No, ahh..-I-I-I didn't mean to! There's so much Si-Simpsons!
RRick
Oh, goo— oh God, look at the baby one! Oh my God, Morty! You killed the entire Simpsons, Morty! They're a beloved fahhh-mily, Morty! They're-they're-they're-they're a national treasure and you killed them!
MMorty
Ahh... I'm just a kid! I'm just a kid, I don't wanna go to jail!
RRick
Relax, Morty, calm down, we'll take care of it. [scoops goo into vial] Okay, I want you to take that vial of Simpsons goo [shoots portal] and this picture to this address. They'll make us new Simpsons. You understand me, Morty?
MMorty
Me?! Wh-wh-what are you gonna do?!
RRick
Morty, I gotta clean this place up before somebody comes snooping around. You know many characters there are in The Simpsons, Morty? There's like a billion cha-ahracters. Th-they did an episode were George Bush was their neighbor.
MMorty
Alright, can't argue with that.
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