I'm not sure how many more times we can watch Dad chased down by an angry crowd before it affects us psychologically.
SDr. Schulman
As a family therapist, I can assure you that you have all the coping skills you need.
Why is Lisa talking to an empty seat?
See you next Tuesday, Dr. Schulman! Oh, right, you're in Maui.
I will do something no one has ever done, be fun sober!
DMr. Duff
Why don't you kids run off and play in the bottle cap pit?
These reality shows really leave you no privacy.
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