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“Bart Gets a 'Z” · Season 21
In this episode: Mrs. Krabappel (3), Bart Simpson (2), Milhouse Van Houten (1), Principal Skinner (1), Jimbo Jones (1), Mr. Largo (1)
[Bart visits Mrs. Krabappel]
Well, Mrs. K, I have just the book, slash, DVD for you: The Answer. This book uses the ancient power of wanting.
[in front of the class] You're children. Why do you all need cell phones?
Safety.
Emergencies.
Safety.
Educational.
Edna please! Even the Union can't protect you from this.
[Mrs.Krabappel smiles at Mr. Largo who is looking nervous and evolves into a handsome man]
[To Mr. Largo] Give me one night, Dewey. I'll get you off Broadway..
[Horrified] Never!
[Holds Mrs, Krabappel's hand] Edna, let's go.
[To Mrs. Krabappel] I was the one who put liquor on your coffee and got you fired. [chuckles]
[shocked] You did What?!
Please, don't kill me!
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