[sees a decapitated head of Mrs. Hoover] You killed her?
Right, like we agreed.
I never said "kill"!
Yeah, 'cause you're smart. You don't say "kill," you say "prank." Like Mom and Dad say "snuggle" when what they really mean is "let's lock the door and hug."
Well, I didn't kill Mrs. Krabappel!
So, all you did was ring her doorbell and run?
Yeah, "ding dong ditch".
"Ding dong ditch" means you kill her. Then you throw that ding dong into a ditch.
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