This goes against every feminist bone in my body, but Dad, can't you control your woman?
How can I control her? I have nothing to withhold.
“The Great Wife Hope” · Season 21
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Marge Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Moe Szyslak (1), Carl Carlson (1), Barney Gumble (1)
Call me a killjoy, but I think that because this is not to my taste, no one else should be able to enjoy it.
[Watching Marge's fight on TV]
MMoe
Come on, come on, get back on your feet, I believe in you!
[climbing the bar from the tavern floor] I'm doing it Moe!
MMoe
Not you.
Oh thank god! – the pressure's off. [falls back down]
Out of all the stupidest things I've ever done, this is the stupidest. And you're doing it!
She found my one weakness... that I'm weak!
Carl, do you know heavyweight champion, Drederick Tatum?
What, you think just because I'm black I know all other black people?!
uh...um, well, uh.
Actually, Drederick and I are very good friends. We met through Dr. Hibbert at a party at Bleeding Gums Murphy's house.
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