Legs quotes from The Simpsons

What do you know? The kid's though.

He's got spunk.

Tony

I wonder if he is lucky also. Pick a horse, kid. Shelbyville Downs, third race. Make it a good one.

Bart

Eat my shorts!

Tony

Eat My Shorts? Ah, okay... [consults the racing form] Let's see... Wait a minute, you little punk! Eat My Shorts is in the fifth race! I said the third race!

Bart

Don't have a cow!

Tony

[to a fellow crony] Don't Have a Cow in the third, put a deuce on him.

Homer

But wait, you can't kill me for being Krusty. I'm not him! I'm Homer Simpson!

Fat Tony

The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?

Homer

Uh... actually my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumble!

The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister?

Homer

Uh... actually my real name is uh... think Krusty, think... Joe Valachi!

The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about organized crime?

Homer

Benedict Arnold!

The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?

Homer

D'oh!

Marge

Are you sure the children will get enough nutrition from these pretzels?

Skinner

[monotonous] Yes I am sure. [a bandaged hand gives Marge money] Sure as sure can be.

Marge

Oh my God. What happened to your fingers?

[off-camera] Boating accident.

Skinner

I believe it was a... boaking accident. [a laser sight is aimed at his temple] I have to go now.

Boss, Benny down at the liquor store is late on his payment. Again!

Let me break his kneecaps.

Fit-Fat Tony

Marone a mi! You never ever talk that way in front of a baby.

Uh, uh, okay, uh, what if we get him a boo-boo to the brain? Make him go night-night forever?

Fit-Fat Tony

Disgusting! You give the Kiss of Death with that mouth?