Mom, Dad, with Bart away, I can now fulfill a dream I never dared speak aloud. For one fleeting weekend, I want to live as... an only child.
"Only child"? What about Maggie?
Um, I kind of made alternate arrangements for her.
[The scene changes to Maggie with her aunts]
Time for a Flip This Bathroom marathon.
Ooh, baby, Mama loves her terra route.
[Maggie sighs, and the scene changes back to Lisa]
[points to the sibling pie chart] As you can see on this pie chart, this is the time you spend on my older and younger siblings. So, if you'll just humor a middle child's most frivolous whimsy, I would like you to spend the entire weekend focusing only on me.
No.
Homer! [To Lisa] Of course we will.
[hugs her parents] Oh, it's wonderful! Oh, and for the next two days, I would like you to call me Jules. I think an only child would have a name... [flips the page with another pie chart with Jules's name on it] like Jules.
[Homer and Marge look at each other confusingly]
Okay! Our first only-child activity is gonna be playing horsey. Start working on your neighs.
[Homer and Marge neigh like horses]
