I'm looking for a godfather for my little angel.
Aw, what a cutie. Let me give her a sip of beer.
Okay, you're out.
If I'm out, Carl's out.
I decide who tells me what to do. Moe?
MMoe
You're out, Carl.
“A Made Maggie” · Season 33
In this episode: Fit-Fat Tony (2), Homer Simpson (1), Moe Szyslak (1), Lenny Leonard (1), Carl Carlson (1), Louie (1), Legs (1)
Boss, Benny down at the liquor store is late on his payment. Again!
LLegs
Let me break his kneecaps.
Marone a mi! You never ever talk that way in front of a baby.
Uh, uh, okay, uh, what if we get him a boo-boo to the brain? Make him go night-night forever?
Disgusting! You give the Kiss of Death with that mouth?
[singing] Twinkle, twinkle, little star. Let me Hotwire you a car. We'll change the plates, I know a guy. You'll be my little alibi.
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