ANAlaska Nebraska
I am so sick of fans in my food.
S20Waverly Hills 9021-D'oh
Get a room!
Come on boy, be cool.
But-
Be cool or you're grounded!
S20Four Great Women and a Manicure
KJKing Julio
[about Lenny] Guards take him away and put things inside of him!
GGuard
Nice things?
JJulio
No, not nice things!
MMoe
[upon seeing Selma naked] Whoa, someone call Beowulf! Grendel got in again!
I don't need a man, for I have England!
MMoe
Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.
Lord Jesus, although our country turned Protestant for the sole reason that our fat, mean king could dump his faithful wife, we know you're on our side. So please destroy these horrible monsters who believe your mother should be revered.
KJKing Julio
Normally I love to see flaming dream boats heading my way but not like this baby!! Not like this!!!
[After a dying Sideshow Mel praises William Shakespeare.] Well, if you see him in Heaven...tell him he sucks!
[The spirit of Marge is impressed that he gave out a terrific performance and implores him to audition for more Shakespearean plays by tossing script in front of him. Horrified, Homer chooses the easy way out and commits suicide by shooting himself.]
[Joins Marge as a ghost] Me reading all those plays would be the real tragedy.
[Homer is content with being lazy while Marge is frustrated and learns her lesson the hard way.]
S20Coming to Homerica
[At the Simpsons' house, Homer is sleeping on the couch; his stomach is rumbling.]
What's wrong, old friend? Can't sleep? [his stomach continues rumbling] Aww. Would some warm beer settle you down? [his stomach continues rumbling] Uh-oh. [gets up and runs off] Those barley burgers were tainted! Why did I eat twelve of them?! Why?! [runs to a bathroom door, only to find Marge using it]
Taken!
[Homer shuts the bathroom door, and runs upstairs to another bathroom door, only to find Bart using it.]
Occupied!
[Homer runs to another bathroom door, only to find Lisa using it.]
Hurling!
[Homer runs, looks both ways, runs into Lisa's bedroom, and vomits into her saxophone; his mouth gets stuck trying to get it out.]
Uh-oh!
Minnesota Vikings apparel? This is Tennessee Titans country!
Homie, I don't think we should build a fence. Haven't we always taught the children to make friends with those who are a little different?
Yes!
Yeah!
Ja! [Marge gasps.]
Ja! Ja!
[in a tense voice] Now do you see Marge? [grasping Maggie] Now do you see why we must build that fence?
BUILD IT, HOMIE! MAKE IT AS TALL AS THE SKY AND DEEPER THAN HELL!
Ja! Ja!
S21Homer the Whopper
MMarth
All right what's our next big summer franchise. Come on.
OFOWW Films Executive #1
You want an original idea?
MMarth
Yes. Let your imaginations run free. Something that's never been a movie before, but feels like it has.
OFOWW Films Executive #2
Extension Cords!
OFOWW Films Executive #3
Mixed Nuts!
OFOWW Films Executive #4
Car WASH
MMarth
Nah. We've already made that could possibly be a movie, into a great movie. There's nothing left.
[Marth's son, Jono, enters through the door to Marth's left.]
JJono
Dad, can we go? I've watched all the DVDs in the Bentley.
MMarth
Jono, what's that in your hand?
JJono
Oh. Big surprise that you don't know what this is. It's only Everyman. The coolest comic book ever.
[Marth takes the comic book and reads through a few pages.]
MMarth
What are his powers?
JJono
All of them.
MMarth
That's it! Our next big summer movie will be Everyman!
OFOWW Films Executive #4
Uh, Marth? Ginormous Pictures bought the rights to Everyman three weeks ago.
[Marth throws the comic onto the table in frustration.]
MMarth
Damnit!
You are acceptable.
Great, do you wanna see me naked?
GEGP Executive #1
Oh there's no nudity in this movie.
What movie?
DDirector
Bring in the next helicopter.
[camera pans to show a line of AH-64 Apache helicopters as one moves from the line from the rest which are hovering]
[last lines]
But I'm so cold.
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