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The Simpsons · Season 20

“Coming to Homerica” quotes from The Simpsons

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“Coming to Homerica” · Season 20

In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2), Milhouse Van Houten (1), Maggie Simpson (1)

[At the Simpsons' house, Homer is sleeping on the couch; his stomach is rumbling.]

What's wrong, old friend? Can't sleep? [his stomach continues rumbling] Aww. Would some warm beer settle you down? [his stomach continues rumbling] Uh-oh. [gets up and runs off] Those barley burgers were tainted! Why did I eat twelve of them?! Why?! [runs to a bathroom door, only to find Marge using it]

Taken!

[Homer shuts the bathroom door, and runs upstairs to another bathroom door, only to find Bart using it.]

Occupied!

[Homer runs to another bathroom door, only to find Lisa using it.]

Hurling!

[Homer runs, looks both ways, runs into Lisa's bedroom, and vomits into her saxophone; his mouth gets stuck trying to get it out.]

Uh-oh!

Homie, I don't think we should build a fence. Haven't we always taught the children to make friends with those who are a little different?

Yes!

Yeah!

Ja! [Marge gasps.]

Ja! Ja!

[in a tense voice] Now do you see Marge? [grasping Maggie] Now do you see why we must build that fence?

BUILD IT, HOMIE! MAKE IT AS TALL AS THE SKY AND DEEPER THAN HELL!

Ja! Ja!

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