KJKing Julio
[about Lenny] Guards take him away and put things inside of him!
GGuard
Nice things?
JJulio
No, not nice things!
“Four Great Women and a Manicure” · Season 20
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Moe Szyslak (2), Reverend Timothy Lovejoy (1), Selma (1)
MMoe
[upon seeing Selma naked] Whoa, someone call Beowulf! Grendel got in again!
I don't need a man, for I have England!
MMoe
Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.
Lord Jesus, although our country turned Protestant for the sole reason that our fat, mean king could dump his faithful wife, we know you're on our side. So please destroy these horrible monsters who believe your mother should be revered.
KJKing Julio
Normally I love to see flaming dream boats heading my way but not like this baby!! Not like this!!!
[After a dying Sideshow Mel praises William Shakespeare.] Well, if you see him in Heaven...tell him he sucks!
[The spirit of Marge is impressed that he gave out a terrific performance and implores him to audition for more Shakespearean plays by tossing script in front of him. Horrified, Homer chooses the easy way out and commits suicide by shooting himself.]
[Joins Marge as a ghost] Me reading all those plays would be the real tragedy.
[Homer is content with being lazy while Marge is frustrated and learns her lesson the hard way.]
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