[The spirit of Marge is impressed that he gave out a terrific performance and implores him to audition for more Shakespearean plays by tossing script in front of him. Horrified, Homer chooses the easy way out and commits suicide by shooting himself.]
[Joins Marge as a ghost] Me reading all those plays would be the real tragedy.
[Homer is content with being lazy while Marge is frustrated and learns her lesson the hard way.]
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