Oh, for cryin' out...! I hate traffic - the band and the phenomenon!
“Rednecks and Broomsticks” · Season 21
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Cletus (2), Marge Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Moe Szyslak (1), Comic Book Guy (1)
[On the kid's 'Bonk It' toy]
Hey kids, it's daddy's turn. Stomp it! Crush it! Kill it!
Ohhh, why do my actions have consequences?!
BBrandy
Drink up,sweetie. Let the possum work its magic.
Possum?!
BBrandy
Oh, don't worry. We don't kill it. We just dip it.
MMoe
Oh, it's no good, you're just a load of spineless weasels!
[The townspeople turn round and come to a halt]
Kill the weasel hater!
[Everyone runs after Moe]
MMoe
[laughing as he runs] See, that's what I'm talking about!
Brandy?! Where's the bazook?![Looks at his son, holding the bazooka.] Aw, he's gonna shoot them Google Earth folks that caught me with my britches down.
Oh for God's-! You know, one hillbilly has his way with one fat guy in Deliverance, and suddenly people think that's all hillbillies do!
From now on, The only "witch" in lisa's life Is which boy will marry her.
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