[Homer and Bart are throwing welcome mats out of the car windows, covering up the street drains]
Hit the road, "Welcome home"!
Adiós, "Casa de Flanders"!
See you in Hell, "God bless this house"!
So long, "The Simpsons"! ...D'oh!
S10Mom and Pop Art
[as Homer opens up the fire hydrants]
Are you sure this is art and not vandalism?
That's for the courts to decide, son.
[after Homer floods Springfield]
AAstrid
[while floating on a log] I love it, Homer! You've turned this town into a work of art! I just wish Jasper Johns hadn't stolen my boat.
JJJasper Johns
[speeds by on a motorboat which splashes Astrid] So long, suckers!
FFlanders
Maude, it's a miracle! The Lord has drowned the wicked and spared the righteous.
[gasps] Isn't that Homer Simpson?
FFlanders
Looks like heaven's easier to get into than Arizona State.
Well, Homer, I have to admit, you created something people really love. You truly are an artist.
No, I'm just a nut who couldn't build a barbecue.
S10The Old Man and The "C" Student
AAbe
Settle a bet. Boil or mole?
Hey, Chalmers, where are you from?
Well, I was born in Queens, went to Ball State, then made the move to Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Uh, why do you ask?
[Bart is about to say something when Skinner quickly puts his hand over his mouth]
PSPrincipal Skinner
Uh, don't worry, sir. I'll teach these children some respect for their town. I'm assigning each of you 20 hours of community service.
[the children walk offstage, groaning and moaning]
Intercourse?
What if we refuse?
SSkinner
You won't pass to the next grade!
I fail to see the threat.
CChalmers
SKINNER! Good idea. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation at Lake Titicaca. Try to make a joke out of that, Mr. Smart Guy.
[Bart looks at Skinner, and Skinner waves his hands "no"]
You tell him when he's asleep?
S10Monty Can't Buy Me Love
It's time to win the love of these hate-filled morons.
AAppraisal Lady
At auction, I'd expect this to sell for $20-30,000. Except that on the handle, somebody's carved "Homer Rocks!"
And I do! WOO!!
AAppraisal Lady
Appraised value: $15.
MMoe
I'm gonna kill him! I'M GONNA KILL HIM!! [picks up Skinner's antique gun, which disintegrates]
The man has no idea how to behave like a billionaire. Where's the dignity? Where's the contempt for the common man?
Simpson! I want to be loved.
Well, I'll need some beer.
I don't know how you can all just lay ... When was the last time we went for a good, old-fashioned family walk?
Single? He passes the Selma test!
Oh,
S10They Saved Lisa's Brain
[Homer talks to the boudoir photographer over the phone]
You're not going to ask me to pose nude, are you?
PPhotographer
Well, yes, unless you have issues about revealing your body.
I don't, but the block association seems to. They wanted a "traditional" Santa.
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