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The Simpsons · Season 10

Appraisal Lady, Homer and others in “Monty Can't Buy Me Love”

AAppraisal Lady

At auction, I'd expect this to sell for $20-30,000. Except that on the handle, somebody's carved "Homer Rocks!"

Homer

And I do! WOO!!

AAppraisal Lady

Appraised value: $15.

MMoe

I'm gonna kill him! I'M GONNA KILL HIM!! [picks up Skinner's antique gun, which disintegrates]

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