[Homer talks to the boudoir photographer over the phone]
You're not going to ask me to pose nude, are you?
Well, yes, unless you have issues about revealing your body.
I don't, but the block association seems to. They wanted a "traditional" Santa.
“They Saved Lisa's Brain” · Season 10
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (1), Moe Szyslak (1)
[Homer talks to the boudoir photographer over the phone]
You're not going to ask me to pose nude, are you?
Well, yes, unless you have issues about revealing your body.
I don't, but the block association seems to. They wanted a "traditional" Santa.
[writing her letter] We can better ourselves!
[Lisa then sees a naked Bart riding a pig in the hallway]
[to herself] Well, most of us.
[Stephen Hawking and Homer go for beers at Moe's]
Your theory of a donut-shaped universe is intriguing, Homer. I may have to steal it.
Wow. I can't believe someone I never heard of is hanging out with a guy like me.
All right, it's closing time. Who's payin' the tab?
[imitating Hawking's voice] I am.
I didn't say that.
[still imitating Hawking] Yes, I did. [Hawking hits Homer in the face with the boxing glove from his wheelchair] D'oh.
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