It's time to win the love of these hate-filled morons.
“Monty Can't Buy Me Love” · Season 10
In this episode: Mr. Burns (3), Homer Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (2), Moe Szyslak (1), Selma (1)
AAppraisal Lady
At auction, I'd expect this to sell for $20-30,000. Except that on the handle, somebody's carved "Homer Rocks!"
And I do! WOO!!
AAppraisal Lady
Appraised value: $15.
MMoe
I'm gonna kill him! I'M GONNA KILL HIM!! [picks up Skinner's antique gun, which disintegrates]
The man has no idea how to behave like a billionaire. Where's the dignity? Where's the contempt for the common man?
Simpson! I want to be loved.
Well, I'll need some beer.
I don't know how you can all just lay ... When was the last time we went for a good, old-fashioned family walk?
Single? He passes the Selma test!
Oh,
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