Oh, my poor Homie. This is what I was hoping for. For it not to have been completely his fault. Thank you, Moe. [mumbling]: Huh?
S26I Won't Be Home for Christmas
MMoe
I'm sorry, Marge, I'm sorry, but it was Christmas, and we were under the mistletoe.
S26The Man Who Came to Be Dinner
Well, I guess we've learned that of all the countless planets in the universe, we have evolved into the most inedible species. Like three bean salad at a barbecue, we will remain untouched.
[angrily shouting at Bart] Stupid kid, you ruin every trip!
Homer, you have to stop dropping your pants for everyone who claims they're a doctor.
Fine.
Wow, this place is completely alien, but everything's in English, just like Canada!
Look at all these knobs and buttons. They're clearly a superior race. Maybe that means they'll be nice to us.
You mean like Europeans were to the Native Americans or the Belgians were to The Congo?
That's right, pick the only two times in history where things got messy.
They revamped this ride because of massive complaints from two people.
S26Bart's New Friend
You did it, Homer, you saved me from the bullies, you're the coolest kid I've ever met.
What about me?
You're in the top hundred.
Booyah!
Now you're not.
Okay, Marge, we can go to the circus, maybe I can finally find out why a man would think a stool is a proper defense against a lion.
I don't have time for childish games. If I don't do my job, atoms go boom!
DDon
It's like rooting for the Cubs, you keep thinking they'll make it, and then you realize they never ever will.
S26The Musk Who Fell To Earth
No, mine was rubber mats in the decontamination showers, also water in the decontamination showers.
Never!
For a man who likes electric cars, he sure burns a lot of rocket fuel.
Between your genius and my nothing, we make a great team. Come on, give me a hug!
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