Fine, we'll both go, and if anyone asks you something you don't understand, just say protons.
S26The Musk Who Fell To Earth
Squaky, until I met you, I never thought I could love something bald.
S26Walking Big & Tall
Bart, I believe you're forgetting America's greatest wartime wheelchair-bound leader, Professor X of the X-Men.
It's not that Professor X wouldn't get up, it's that he couldn't!
Aw, jeez, I thought writing another hit song would be easier.
Well, it would have helped if you hadn't crumpled up all the paper before we wrote anything on it.
So from now on you can never call me by these names: chubby, chunky, blobbo, slobbo, fat guy, Michelin Man, Stay Puft, Chumbawumba, It is Balloon!, Papa Grande, Augustus Gloop, beached whale, big boned, Wisconsin Skinny, butterball, dump truck, jelly belly, pudgy wudgy, lard butt, blubberino, Buddah belly, Hurry Eat Tubman, one ton soup, blob saget, Chub hub, Calvin Cool whip, Manfred Mannboobs, 21 Lump Street, Walking 'Before' Picture, fatso, Harvey Milk Chocolate, Obese want Cannoli, Mahatma Gumbo, Salvador Deli, Elmer Pantry, KFC and the Sponge Cake Band, Snackie Oneassis, The Foody Blues, Hoagie Carmichael, and wide load.
Marge, you're my wife of ten years and I love you, but I must observe the teachings of this man I just met tonight. Now the first thing I have to do is make amends with the bathroom scale.
I have so many questions for you. First or all, is this floor reinforced?
Thinking back, I'm kinda surprised Mom and Dad let a crazy man spend all night in my bedroom.
Simpler times.
I didn't write it. I brought it from a salesman who was selling it to half the towns in America. I didn't think you'd find out because I never thought any of us would go anywhere.
S26My Fare Lady
TDTaxi Driver
Those smart cars are cutting into our business. We used to get uber amounts of work giving people lifts.
They say you catch more flies with honey, I say with fly traps.
MMoe
The only reason you haven't been fired is because your file here has been holding up a sofa that was missing a leg.
Look, Moe. The least you can let me do is anything I want.
MMoe
You guys cost me my chance with a woman of certain age!
MMoe
I'm broke. Now I am going to have to live on my savings here. [Opens cash register] ALL RIGHT WHO RUBBED MY NICKELS?!!?
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