Don Rickles quotes from The Simpsons

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Don Rickles

The Simpsons · 3,477 quotes

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Lines by Don Rickles 1

DDon

It's like rooting for the Cubs, you keep thinking they'll make it, and then you realize they never ever will.

Alright here comes the implosion!

DWDemolition Worker

[Pushes the plunger down] Implosion? I thought you said...

[The Monty Burns Casino blows up in a cloud of dust with a variety of things, as well as Don Rickles, flying out into the air]

DRDon Rickles

HOCKEY PUUUUUCK!

[as they all run from the dust] Heh, heh! Don Rickles zinged ya, Marge!

[After running over someone in the dust cloud]

Dad, you hit Don Rickles!

DRDon Rickles

I'm okay, but some Puerto Rican guy's trying to steal your hubcaps. [laughs] Just kidding! I'm a nice guy.