Well, I guess we've learned that of all the countless planets in the universe, we have evolved into the most inedible species. Like three bean salad at a barbecue, we will remain untouched.
“The Man Who Came to Be Dinner” · Season 26
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Lisa Simpson (3), Marge Simpson (1)
[angrily shouting at Bart] Stupid kid, you ruin every trip!
Homer, you have to stop dropping your pants for everyone who claims they're a doctor.
Fine.
Wow, this place is completely alien, but everything's in English, just like Canada!
Look at all these knobs and buttons. They're clearly a superior race. Maybe that means they'll be nice to us.
You mean like Europeans were to the Native Americans or the Belgians were to The Congo?
That's right, pick the only two times in history where things got messy.
They revamped this ride because of massive complaints from two people.
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