You did it, Homer, you saved me from the bullies, you're the coolest kid I've ever met.
What about me?
You're in the top hundred.
Booyah!
Now you're not.
“Bart's New Friend” · Season 26
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Milhouse Van Houten (1), Don Rickles (1)
Okay, Marge, we can go to the circus, maybe I can finally find out why a man would think a stool is a proper defense against a lion.
I don't have time for childish games. If I don't do my job, atoms go boom!
DDon
It's like rooting for the Cubs, you keep thinking they'll make it, and then you realize they never ever will.
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