Nerds don't get girls!
S25Married to the Blob
Since I met Kumiko, strangely, comic books no longer seem so important. I will also be selling greeting cards. And, every day, I will give one to Kumiko in commemoration of today with the salutation, "Best... Day... Ever."
S25Specs and the City
Beware, rabbits. I spy with my transplanted eyes.
How does this mean anything when everyone's forced to do it?
What did I say about pointing out the meaninglessness of things?
Not to.
Simpson, there's going to be a heart in my hand, either paper or yours.
I'm afraid wives don't make passes at husbands who wear those glasses.
S25Diggs
Bart's usually first in line for taco night, but now he's muy tarde. Is it alright to say tarde?
Pressure is how you make your beloved diamonds, Marge.
I don't have any diamonds.
Quit pressuring me!
If God needs money, why doesn't he just write another Bible. The first one sold pretty well.
S25The Man Who Grew Too Much
Nobody form any opinions while I'm gone.
Well, hurry! We have no minds of our own.
Real doctor or PhD?
Bart, And don't you think the parts that aren't evil, are a little...pretentious.
Absolutely...we're talking about Lisa, right?
We took the pledge.
We won't have sex until we're married.
To each other.
Just tell them that God wants them to ignore everything in their bodies that God is making happen.
[Sighs as he looks at his late wife, Edna Krabappel and wearing a black armband] Sure do miss that laugh.
Ha-ha! I miss her too.
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