You could do what Everybody Loves Raymond did.
Go off the air while I'm still good? That horse has left the stable, gone to the glue factory and has been used to make art projects.
S25Yellow Subterfuge
[after Bart complains to Marge because the family does not believe in him]
Bart, sweetie. This is an opportunity for you to turn things around... yet again. And I believe in you... yet again.
[after Homer arrives at the pier]
[sobs] Skinner didn't let me go. [sobs]
Really? Oh. I bet that submarine isn't so fun anyway.
[sniffs] You think so?
[In the submarine]
NNavy captain
Fire that torpedo, Milhouse!
Aye-aye! [presses a button] Where did it go?
NNavy captain
It was just imaginary.
[outside the submarine, the Springfield lighthouse blows up]
S25White Christmas Blues
GGloria
Well, there's a rec room off the kitchen. But sometimes it's there and sometimes it isn't. Our house is very odd that way.
Don't you idiots see what this means?
Idiots? Why do we re-elect this guy?
Because his opponent has a long Slavic name.
GGloria
Global warming. Huh, by pure coincidence every scientist was right.
S25Steal This Episode
GGratman
I'm here to arrest and hopefully stage the prison suicide of the mastermind of this operation: Homer Simpson!
FTFBI Troop 1
Copyrighted material!
FTFBI Troop 2
Don't look at it!
FTFBI Troop 3
Somebody sell me a ticket!
GGratman
Get your earmuffs on and your blindfolds on. We were trained for this.
[he shoots Homer's laptop and the projection screen reads "NO SIGNAL"]
GGratman
[grabs Homer from climbing over a fence] From now on, the only place you'll be watching movies without buying a ticket is jail!
[on piracy] That was so much better than the cinema. It mixes the wonder of movie-going with the rush of stealing.
All we want is brand new, big-budget entertainment in our homes for nothing. Why doesn't Hollywood get that?
That was the greatest thing I've seen on a computer that I could talk about with you in the room.
Hey, they tricked us! That's a commercial! If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, I'd sign up for Hulu Plus!
Wait, you guys saw the new Radioactive Man sequel?
Uh, it's not a sequel, it's a reboot.
Actually, this one undoes the stuff from the last one, so it's a deboot.
S25Married to the Blob
Homer, will you take me to buy a comic book Tuesday at midnight?
And miss the back half of Jimmy Kimmel? That's when he experiments, boy.
I cannot hide the snide inside!
The closest thing I have to a father is the Obi-Wan doll in my store, and he comes from a race of celibate knights so...
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