Bart's usually first in line for taco night, but now he's muy tarde. Is it alright to say tarde?
“Diggs” · Season 25
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (2)
Pressure is how you make your beloved diamonds, Marge.
I don't have any diamonds.
Quit pressuring me!
If God needs money, why doesn't he just write another Bible. The first one sold pretty well.
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