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The Simpsons · Season 25

“Married to the Blob” quotes from The Simpsons

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“Married to the Blob” · Season 25

In this episode: Comic Book Guy (4), Homer Simpson (1), Bart Simpson (1)

Homer, will you take me to buy a comic book Tuesday at midnight?

And miss the back half of Jimmy Kimmel? That's when he experiments, boy.

The closest thing I have to a father is the Obi-Wan doll in my store, and he comes from a race of celibate knights so...

Since I met Kumiko, strangely, comic books no longer seem so important. I will also be selling greeting cards. And, every day, I will give one to Kumiko in commemoration of today with the salutation, "Best... Day... Ever."

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