Nobody form any opinions while I'm gone.
Well, hurry! We have no minds of our own.
“The Man Who Grew Too Much” · Season 25
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Marge Simpson (2), Sideshow Bob (2), Bart Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Nelson Muntz (1), Todd (1), Rod Flanders (1)
Real doctor or PhD?
Bart, And don't you think the parts that aren't evil, are a little...pretentious.
Absolutely...we're talking about Lisa, right?
We took the pledge.
We won't have sex until we're married.
To each other.
Just tell them that God wants them to ignore everything in their bodies that God is making happen.
[Sighs as he looks at his late wife, Edna Krabappel and wearing a black armband] Sure do miss that laugh.
Ha-ha! I miss her too.
[to the teen-abstinance group] If you defeat this madman, I'll release you from your pledge and teach you other fun ways not to get pregnant.
I think I might be pregnant already.
Well, that's one of them.
[to Sideshow Bob at the dam] How dare you torture my children with Mozart!
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