GGratman
I'm here to arrest and hopefully stage the prison suicide of the mastermind of this operation: Homer Simpson!
“Steal This Episode” · Season 25
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Lenny Leonard (2), Carl Carlson (2)
FTFBI Troop 1
Copyrighted material!
FTFBI Troop 2
Don't look at it!
FTFBI Troop 3
Somebody sell me a ticket!
GGratman
Get your earmuffs on and your blindfolds on. We were trained for this.
[he shoots Homer's laptop and the projection screen reads "NO SIGNAL"]
GGratman
[grabs Homer from climbing over a fence] From now on, the only place you'll be watching movies without buying a ticket is jail!
[on piracy] That was so much better than the cinema. It mixes the wonder of movie-going with the rush of stealing.
All we want is brand new, big-budget entertainment in our homes for nothing. Why doesn't Hollywood get that?
That was the greatest thing I've seen on a computer that I could talk about with you in the room.
Hey, they tricked us! That's a commercial! If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, I'd sign up for Hulu Plus!
Wait, you guys saw the new Radioactive Man sequel?
Uh, it's not a sequel, it's a reboot.
Actually, this one undoes the stuff from the last one, so it's a deboot.
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