You're like egg salad at a picnic, Simpson. Even when you look good, we know you're going bad.
“Yellow Subterfuge” · Season 25
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Milhouse Van Houten (1), Krusty the Clown (1), Seymour Skinner (1)
You could do what Everybody Loves Raymond did.
Go off the air while I'm still good? That horse has left the stable, gone to the glue factory and has been used to make art projects.
[after Bart complains to Marge because the family does not believe in him]
Bart, sweetie. This is an opportunity for you to turn things around... yet again. And I believe in you... yet again.
[after Homer arrives at the pier]
[sobs] Skinner didn't let me go. [sobs]
Really? Oh. I bet that submarine isn't so fun anyway.
[sniffs] You think so?
[In the submarine]
NNavy captain
Fire that torpedo, Milhouse!
Aye-aye! [presses a button] Where did it go?
NNavy captain
It was just imaginary.
[outside the submarine, the Springfield lighthouse blows up]
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