Shauna quotes from The Simpsons

Marge

[to the teen-abstinance group] If you defeat this madman, I'll release you from your pledge and teach you other fun ways not to get pregnant.

I think I might be pregnant already.

Marge

Well, that's one of them.

Oh, look who it is, Little Miss Google Noodle.

Lisa

This isn't fair. There's four times as many of you.

Kearney

She's trying to teach us to multiply.

Get her! [She and the male bullies surround Lisa to beat her up, but Lisa crawls out of their circle and runs off into a magic club]

Hi, Shauna!

Um. Who are you, freak? Besides a freaky freak, you freak.

I'm Malibu Stacy. You're Malibu Stacy. I came here from Malibu Stacy Land because a rea girl who plays with me needs my help. And that's you, Shauna.

You still play with dolls?

[Scoffs] No.

It's okay to be complicated. As women, we can encompass multitudes.

Encompass my fist! [He jumps and Stacy screams, he started to punch]

Dolph

Yeah, get her!

Get out of here and leave me alone, loser! I'm so sorry. Meet me at home after school. We'll have a tea party, I love you so much.

You're not fighting me! You're fighting your fears of growing up!

All right, good night, Nelly.

Mama, could you tell me a story? How about one from the Kingdom of the Classy Ladies?

[chuckles] Another one?

Aw, please! I never get tired of their adventures.

Well, once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess named Muntzeena. Oh, and she loved to dance with all of her friends atop the glittery stage of...

Lord Tracksuit's Manor!

One five eve, a party of Knights of the Order of the Bachelor from the Valley of Silicon were there, tossing much gold.

Did they bring a wizard with them who could control the weather?

Oh, they sure did. And boy, oh, boy, did he make it rain.