Assembly item number two: Don't take drugs!
I don't!
Our most successful assembly ever.
S32Diary Queen
Order! Order!
Now, we can't leave Springfield unless it's unanimous. Todd?
I vote "yes." I can finally get away from that ladybug that scares me.
I am tired of Mr. Simpson peeing in our bird bath.
Well, that's one, two, three, and...
I have to stay here in Springfield, because boys like Bart Simpson need me. Sweet, misunderstood boys, who just need someone to recognise the basic goodness that's trapped inside them and is desperately trying to get out.
S32Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars?
Hey, what's the haps, pop-diggity?
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S32Burger Kings
With all these commercials, I'm afraid your father's going to need bigger pants. Alexa, do you have any X-X-X-X- X-X-X-XL in stock?
Lisa, I'm sorry to put it on you, but every generation has its to-do list. Yours is putting Miami on stilts, inventing new bees, and learning to peacefully live with fire tornadoes.
Yeah, Cool?
What?
S32Panic on the Streets of Springfield
Homer, the results of your physical are very concerning. You're 80 pounds overweight.
I wore my socks on the scale.
And your cholesterol is sky high.
Go big or go home.
Oh, and your testosterone is just a little bit low.
[Gasps] Testosterone? That's what fuels my punching and yelling. And my undeserved confidence. Now I'll never be a quarterback slash international super spy.
Don't worry. Lot T is very common amongst men your age. It can be treated with a prescription drug called Vicodude.
Pill me up!
Haw-haw! This taco had a mom.
Oh, really? You hate the outdoors! You've never been camping! You've never hauled or towed anything, or shown any interest in hauling and towing! And please, tell me the meaning of the word, torque.
The smoke hole where the truck's farts come out?
Torque is the tendency of a force to rotate the body to which it is applied. LIKE THIS! [spins Homer around] HOMER JAY SIMPSON, YOU ARE NOT A TRUCK GUY!!
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