“Panic on the Streets of Springfield” quotes from The Simpsons

Dr. Hibbert

Homer, the results of your physical are very concerning. You're 80 pounds overweight.

Homer

I wore my socks on the scale.

Dr. Hibbert

And your cholesterol is sky high.

Homer

Go big or go home.

Dr. Hibbert

Oh, and your testosterone is just a little bit low.

Homer

[Gasps] Testosterone? That's what fuels my punching and yelling. And my undeserved confidence. Now I'll never be a quarterback slash international super spy.

Dr. Hibbert

Don't worry. Lot T is very common amongst men your age. It can be treated with a prescription drug called Vicodude.

Homer

Pill me up!

Haw-haw! This taco had a mom.

Marge

Oh, really? You hate the outdoors! You've never been camping! You've never hauled or towed anything, or shown any interest in hauling and towing! And please, tell me the meaning of the word, torque.

Homer

The smoke hole where the truck's farts come out?

Marge

Torque is the tendency of a force to rotate the body to which it is applied. LIKE THIS! [spins Homer around] HOMER JAY SIMPSON, YOU ARE NOT A TRUCK GUY!!