Homer, the results of your physical are very concerning. You're 80 pounds overweight.
I wore my socks on the scale.
And your cholesterol is sky high.
Go big or go home.
Oh, and your testosterone is just a little bit low.
[Gasps] Testosterone? That's what fuels my punching and yelling. And my undeserved confidence. Now I'll never be a quarterback slash international super spy.
Don't worry. Lot T is very common amongst men your age. It can be treated with a prescription drug called Vicodude.
Pill me up!
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