The Simpsons · Season 26
What's your soda refill policy?
All you can drink, if you buy a jumbo cup.
Careful, Marge, that's how I bankrupted a Pizza Hut.
Homer, this is my Freezer-ino!
Seriously, I am getting so tired of those stupid Flanders-isms!
It's the name of the freezer.
Okily-Dokahama?
Right next to Mount Fuji-I'm glad to see you!
It's true, it would be a cold day in Hell when I was popular.
I want to see "Boobs in the Soup"!
There is no "Naked Lunch Lady"! Bart made it up!
The power of Chrysler compels you!
The bed is lifting me, the elevator at work can't even do that.
I was sleeping in the dryer and got caught in your sheets.
These eye clamps are the only way I can tolerate today's TV.
You went to Hell and came back a winner like Jesus.
It's in Hell, the Inferno, Perdition, Arizona without the golf.
Isn't it about the time you went digital?
You always do the right thing...sort of.
Wait, I finally get what you're saying. Fracking is great, but the only place it should ever happen is in other people's towns.
I appreciate the counsel, Simpson, now please trap door yourself out.
I demand to see that capitalism castrating suffragette this instant.
Professor Farnsworth, I'm dying to know how you got here. Was it a time machine?
Little girl, time machines are physical impossibilities. We teleported from a singularity that I quantum-entangled to Bender under the guise of fixing his collar.
Yes, but how did Bender get here?
With a time machine.
But you just said that—
Sample's ready!
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