Professor Farnsworth, I'm dying to know how you got here. Was it a time machine?
FProfessor Farnsworth
Little girl, time machines are physical impossibilities. We teleported from a singularity that I quantum-entangled to Bender under the guise of fixing his collar.
Yes, but how did Bender get here?
FProfessor Farnsworth
With a time machine.
But you just said that—
FProfessor Farnsworth
Sample's ready!
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