LMr. Lassen
We should team up, I can get you out of here.
A partner, intriguing, who gets to gut him like a little pot-bellied salmon?
LMr. Lassen
I assumed we'd take turns.
No deal.
S26Blazed and Confused
According to this file from Blazing Guy's secret security, your behavior was so egregious we can do something that we've never done before - fire a teacher.
Hand in your red pen...oh, I'm not gonna pass fingernail inspection tonight.
A camping we will go.
[singing] But where I still don't know.
A place that's filled with sun and sand, a desert steamed from Disneyland, keep expectations low.
Oh, Marge, I can't stand it when you cry at dinner. The pork chops look traumatized, the mashed potatoes can't stand to watch, even the children seem upset.
Seymour, your new teacher is...everybody pray!
This is a public school.
I said pray!
S26Covercraft
What I feel is envy.
Wow! He's right.
What's a game show?
Something you make sketches about.
Lisa, how many times have I told you to bow down to our corporate overlords?
I want his fame and fortune so much. Why must the lords of rock be so cruel?
Oh, what kind of erotic asphyxia?
Yep, it's all about the music and it would take a pretty unforeseen circumstance to make that change. Pretty unforeseen.
This is embarrassing to admit, but I haven't even thought about gels.
I don't have what it takes to play the guitar.
Oh no, King Toots is closed. Dad, you're going to have to take me to the big Fox music store.
MMoe
You call that a left testicle, Toot?
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