The Simpsons Season 24 quotes

Chalmers

I hate waiting. That's why I hate risotto.

Skinner

Even mushroom risotto?

Chalmers

What do you think?!?

We got hired at this school to escape accountability. Who's gonna hire a hire a lunchlady who's been accused of murdering her husband?

Never convicted. They couldn't find the body. Anyone care for some chicken Pete pie?

Homer

When I found out shrimp cocktails had no alcohol, I really lost interest.

Homer

Like all childless couples, they troll the beaches waiting for the egg-layers to wander off from their young.

Homer

Worry-wart Marge. You don't look a Trojan horse in the mouth.

Bart

All you need to know is that I'm a politeness monster who eats "pleases" and farts "thank yous", ma'am.

Lisa

I'm exactly the kind of kid he's pretending to be.

Marge

I think I hear a slight accent.

Mid-Atlantic.

Marge

*gasp* That's where they filmed The Wire! Step on it!

Homer

What women really want is a guy who's confident enough to go completely downhill after marriage and know she'll still love him.

Cletus

Anything new that wanders into this house ends up in the stew pot.

Marge

Kids, your father and I have decided we're not in such a hurry to get you guardians.

Homer

Instead of concentrating on dying, we're going to concentrate on living.

Bart

If you call this living.

Homer

[turns red with anger] Why, you little... [furiously lunges at Bart and angrily strangles him] I do call this living. Living the way kids in lndia can only dream of.

Lisa

There is nothing like your biological family.

Switching to male voice, so you will obey.

Homer

Finally, a supervisor!

[singing] There ain't not never no place none better than home. Count the negatives, it all works out.

Bart

You got star quality, like the Hulk in movies other than The Hulk.

I can't wait to use your moves on Lisa.

Lisa

Eww. On every level, eww.

Bart

I'll be more attentive to your needs on the seesaw. I'll stay down there as long as you want.