Lunchlady Doris quotes from The Simpsons ... TV Quotes Database

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[Bart makes his way to the nurse's office and finds Lunchlady Doris picking tongue depressors off the floor.]

Lunchlady Doris? What are you doing here?

LDLunchlady Doris

Budget cuts. They've even got Groundskeeper Willie teaching French.

[Cut to Groundskeeper Willie in French class with a beret on.]

Bun-jerrr, you cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys!

LDLunchlady Doris

We can't keep serving the same thing every day, these kids have mashed potatoes coming out of their ears.

[Jimbo runs past with mash potato in his ears, as he didn't want to listen to Bart]

Point taken.

But I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't eat meat.

LDLunchlady Doris

And I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't sleep with John.

KFMrs. Krabappel-Flanders

We got hired at this school to escape accountability. Who's gonna hire a hire a lunchlady who's been accused of murdering her husband?

LDLunchlady Doris

Never convicted. They couldn't find the body. Anyone care for some chicken Pete pie?