Marge, Homer and others in “The Changing of the Guardian”

Marge

Kids, your father and I have decided we're not in such a hurry to get you guardians.

Homer

Instead of concentrating on dying, we're going to concentrate on living.

Bart

If you call this living.

Homer

[turns red with anger] Why, you little... [furiously lunges at Bart and angrily strangles him] I do call this living. Living the way kids in lndia can only dream of.

Lisa

There is nothing like your biological family.