Like all childless couples, they troll the beaches waiting for the egg-layers to wander off from their young.
“The Changing of the Guardian” · Season 24
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Bart Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2), Cletus (1)
Worry-wart Marge. You don't look a Trojan horse in the mouth.
All you need to know is that I'm a politeness monster who eats "pleases" and farts "thank yous", ma'am.
I'm exactly the kind of kid he's pretending to be.
I think I hear a slight accent.
WWoman
Mid-Atlantic.
*gasp* That's where they filmed The Wire! Step on it!
What women really want is a guy who's confident enough to go completely downhill after marriage and know she'll still love him.
Anything new that wanders into this house ends up in the stew pot.
Kids, your father and I have decided we're not in such a hurry to get you guardians.
Instead of concentrating on dying, we're going to concentrate on living.
If you call this living.
[turns red with anger] Why, you little... [furiously lunges at Bart and angrily strangles him] I do call this living. Living the way kids in lndia can only dream of.
There is nothing like your biological family.
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