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The Simpsons · Season 24

Bart and Lisa in “The Changing of the Guardian”

Bart

All you need to know is that I'm a politeness monster who eats "pleases" and farts "thank yous", ma'am.

Lisa

I'm exactly the kind of kid he's pretending to be.

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