[after finding Bart's room empty] Bart's been Raptured and his crap's been craptured.
S23A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again
Thanks to you, we're having fun. Before we-had-kids fun!
S23The Spy Who Learned Me
Cleatus the football game robot, you're my only hope.
And now because it's after noon, I can go to Moe's without having a "drinking problem."
Hey, Homer. I could hear your pathetic rationalizing through the door.
This date night was even worse than the date night we saw Date Night.
Nelson took my lunch money again!
Homer, I'm a single mother, trying to raise a family here.
But you're not-
Just zip it.
Trouble in paradise?
No, my marriage.
Now that's what I call a snappy retort.
Stop saying what you call things! I'm trying to watch the movie.
S23Ned 'N Edna's Blend
Well, sir. Now we'll have an open marriage.
Um, you do know what that means?
No, but I'm sure Newt Gingrich wouldn't steer us wrong.
Mmmm...historically inaccurate.
People here do not respect boundaries.
Homer, did you just buckle your belt through my loop?
I'm married to the sea, and I'm seeing two of the great lakes on the side. I won't say which ones but it's ERIE how SUPERIOR they are.
MMoe
And that's that. Another story in the classic infallible three-act structure. Good enough for Aristotle, good enough for The Simpsons.
Mr. Szyslak, I have a feeling there's going to be one more act to this story.
MMoe
Well I'm not hanging around for that. Pfftt. Four acts.
S23Lisa Goes Gaga
GDGaga dancers
[chanting] There is no over the top, there is no over the top.
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