GGaga
Never forget, you're all my little monsters.
MMoe
Actually, I'm half monster, half Armenian. Pick your poison.
S23Lisa Goes Gaga
Lisa, what you did is like my mother sticking ten bucks in her own g-string.
I cheat on my diet, but nobody knows cause the damage is on the inside and the first warning sign is sudden death.
Well, Lady Gaga couldn't arrive soon enough for one Lisa Simpson. Now let's turn to the ever-unpopular "Popularity Awards," the awards voted by students, in judgment of their peers. No way that can go wrong. First up, Campus Clown. [opens the envelope to reveal purple water covering his face] Bart Simpson!
[Bart Simpson gasps in surprise, and kisses Lisa. Then Bart Simpsons wallows in tightrope.]
Without awards show, how would I know what movie has the best beheading or that Glee is a comedy?
[on Ralph] Ah, he's a dumb kid, but he's an above average dog. Roll over, son!
[accidentally climbing the real tree] Oh, I'm on the wrong tree!
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