[after Maggie offers him her pacifier]: Sorry kid, but there comes a day when that just doesn't do anything anymore.
“A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again” · Season 23
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Bart Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (1)
Mom! Dad! I woke up and the money jar was full! That means the devil accepted my bargain. Now, to uphold my end of the deal! Snowball II!
[Puts her hand on his shoulder] No!
[angrily turns red] Choke on my numb blue hands.
But where does the ship stop again?
I don't know. A lot of barefoot kids kicking soccer balls, shell necklaces, they really hit the poverty nicely.
[as she's being welcomed into the Kid Zone Elite] It's so diverse. I've died and gone to a PBS kids' show.
[after finding Bart's room empty] Bart's been Raptured and his crap's been craptured.
Thanks to you, we're having fun. Before we-had-kids fun!
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