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The Simpsons · Season 23

“Lisa Goes Gaga” quotes from The Simpsons

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“Lisa Goes Gaga” · Season 23

In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Moe Szyslak (1), Nelson Muntz (1), Principal Skinner (1), Clancy Wiggum (1)

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[chanting] There is no over the top, there is no over the top.

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Never forget, you're all my little monsters.

Actually, I'm half monster, half Armenian. Pick your poison.

Lisa, what you did is like my mother sticking ten bucks in her own g-string.

I cheat on my diet, but nobody knows cause the damage is on the inside and the first warning sign is sudden death.

Well, Lady Gaga couldn't arrive soon enough for one Lisa Simpson. Now let's turn to the ever-unpopular "Popularity Awards," the awards voted by students, in judgment of their peers. No way that can go wrong. First up, Campus Clown. [opens the envelope to reveal purple water covering his face] Bart Simpson!

[Bart Simpson gasps in surprise, and kisses Lisa. Then Bart Simpsons wallows in tightrope.]

Without awards show, how would I know what movie has the best beheading or that Glee is a comedy?

[on Ralph] Ah, he's a dumb kid, but he's an above average dog. Roll over, son!

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