Cleatus the football game robot, you're my only hope.
“The Spy Who Learned Me” · Season 23
In this episode: Homer Simpson (5), Marge Simpson (3), Lenny Leonard (2), Bart Simpson (1)
And now because it's after noon, I can go to Moe's without having a "drinking problem."
Hey, Homer. I could hear your pathetic rationalizing through the door.
This date night was even worse than the date night we saw Date Night.
Nelson took my lunch money again!
Homer, I'm a single mother, trying to raise a family here.
But you're not-
Just zip it.
Trouble in paradise?
No, my marriage.
Now that's what I call a snappy retort.
Stop saying what you call things! I'm trying to watch the movie.
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