Isn't this great,baby alone time. Where's Maggie’s Peek-a-boo.
Well, what do you think of my late pick-up room?
It's wonderful, hard to believe it's the same room they found all those dead rats in.
S29Whistler's Father
Maggie, you can whistle? [she gasps surprisingly at Maggie's talent.] you're gifted too, maybe more gifted!
S29Treehouse of Horror XXVIII
No one ever wants the apple. They must be afraid there's a razor blade in me.
[sarcastic] Yeah, THAT'S the reason.
[Homer eats a living chocolate bunny, who screams in pain]
Daaaad! I can't listen to this horror!
Okay, I'm onto it.
[Homer bites the mouth off]
Thank you.
Maggie, sweetie. You should be in bed.
[Maggie is revealed to be possessed by Pazuzu]
No one leaves alive!
Ooooh, her first words!
Someone's starting their terrible twos. [chuckles]
Someone's having an affair with his nurse!
[Bernice glares at Hibbert, who quickly takes out a thermometer]
Say "Ahh!"
Aaaahhhh-DULTERER!
[possessed] I am Pazuzu, demon of the southwest wind!
Wait, wait, so you're not even as powerful as the south wind or the west wind? How lame is that?
I used to be very important. Google it!
[Introducing the final story, "MMM... Homer"]
What you're about to see is so disgusting, you'll watch Game of Thrones to calm down. You have been warned!
S29The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be
She's completely cooked. Unlike the children she brought to the potluck.
RLRev. Lovejoy
Oh, Helen is a bitter as the lemonade she brought to the potluck. What a terrible potluck that was.
Why wasn't this a town hall event? I like to see them balance on the stools.
Marge, can you cook a Hot Pocket in the dryer?
Homer Simpson, the only time you shut your mouth is to keep food inside!
S29Singin' in the Lane
RReynolds
Well, here's $400, and screw you.
Wow. I finally found my path in life: socio.
S29Mr. Lisa's Opus
Why you little --
I'm not little. I'm 20, and I live at home.
Why you disappointing --
You know, you're choking someone who can vote.
But did you vote?
No.
Why you little --
Sweetie, marriages are like water heaters. They sit peacefully for years, until they explode in a fireball, ruining everything you own.
S29Gone Boy
Nothing good ever comes from trying.
S29Haw Haw Land
OOtto
I brought my stems.
[Otto opens his coat to reveal a bag with stems in it]
SGSecurity Guard
Sir, this is a conference of science, technology, engineering, and math. [the points to a STEM sign]
[Otto walks to a DOPE sign]
OOtto
But what about this one?
[Dr. Hibbert walks out of the room next to the DOPE sign]
Dialogue on pedriatric education.
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