Otto Mann quotes from The Simpsons

What's the matter, Lisa? You're usually the first one out of this death trap.

[drowning] I'm finding Nemo! [he disappears underwater and leaves through a pipe] I saw heaven!

Hey, Bart Dude! Woah, you look freaked!

Bart

Hey, Otto, man; I have a test today that I am not ready for! Could you please crash the bus or something?

Sorry, Bart Dude. Can't do it on purpose. But, hey, maybe you'll get lucky!

Bart

[to himself] Alright. No need to panic. Just find an egghead, pump up for some answers, and boom, I'm back on Easy Street. [sees Sherri and Terri in the distance. Grinning, he makes his way over to them]

Look at him. I'll bet he didn't study again!

And now he's gonna try and kiss up and get answers from us.

He's pathetic!

Bart

Good morning, girls!

Good morning, Bart.

Bart

Say, who's up for a little cram session? I'll go first. What was the name of the Pilgrims' boat?

The Spirit of St. Louis.

Bart

And where'd they land?

Sunny Acapulco.

Bart

And why'd they leave England?

Giant rats.

Bart

[writing down the information in a notebook] Cool, history's coming alive!

Martin

[approaching Bart] As a natural enemy, I don't know why I should care, but the information regarding America's colonial period you received is erroneous.

Bart

Meaning....

Martin

A blindfolded chimp with a pencil in his teeth has a better chance of passing this test than you do.

Bart

Thanks for the pep talk...

[about Springfield Gorge] Hey, this thing's pretty gnarly. I bet you could throw a dead body in there, and no one would ever find it.

Bart

Otto, I'm going to leap over Springfield Gorge on my skateboard.

You know, Bart, as the only adult here, I feel I should say something.

Bart

What?

COOOOOOOOOL!!!

EVICTION NOTICE. You are ordered to vacate the premises immediately.

Hey, landlord! Some clown changed my locks, padlocked the door and put up an eviction notice!

Yeah, that was me.

You?! But why?!

Because you haven't paid your rent.

Well... can I at least get my stuff?

All I found in there was a jar of mustard and a couple of old cycle magazines.

[astonished] Wow! I had mustard?

Bart

Are there any jive-talking robots in this play?

Marge

I don't think so.

Homer

Bart, don't ask stupid questions. [to Marge] Is there any frontal nudity?

Marge

[sighs] No, Homer.

Helen Lovejoy

My name is Helen Lovejoy. I'm been playing Stella.

I am Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. I played Steve.

My name is Otto! I'm playing Pablo!

Lionel Hutz

Lionel Hutz, attorney at law. I'm filing a class-action suit against the director on behalf of everyone who was cut from the play. I also play Mitch!

Marge

I'm Marge Simpson. I'm played Blanche. I'm make some peanut butter brownies for anyone.

My name is Ot-to. I love to get blot-to.

Hans Moleman

My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old.

Homer

My name is Homer and I'm just here because the court made me come.

Reverend Lovejoy

Homer, with our help, you'll never touch a beer again.

Homer

All right, we're breaking early tonight, class. For tomorrow, you should read pages seven to 18 in Lisa's diary.

Marge

You too.

Homer

Huh?

Marge

Get out!

Homer

But I'm not in a cla-

Uh, is any of this gonna be on the test? 'Cause I wasn't payin' attention.

Folks, it's time to meet a real super-fan: Hungry, Hungry Homer! He's on a hunger strike 'til the 'Topes win the pennant!

Homer

What? No! That's not the reason! They're moving the team to Albuquerque!

That's right, folks, go, 'Topes!

Homer

Oh, all this hunger for nothing!

Get your Duck!! Fresh, crispy Peking Duck!

Hey, duck man! Over here!

[eating] Mmmm. [almost orgasmically] Mmmmmm!

Homer

Do they have to chew so loud?!

I brought my stems.

Sir, this is a conference of science, technology, engineering, and math. [the points to a STEM sign]

But what about this one?

Dr. Hibbert

Dialogue on pedriatric education.